so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I was to drunk to walk in jimmy john's so I called and got a pickle delivered to me outside the bar , too much?
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I fucked a guy that's in Sports illustrated. I'm officially ready for college.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I CAN'T FUCK HIM OUTSIDE. THAT'S FOR PEASANTS. HE'S TOO FAMOUS FOR THAT.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
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