The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
my boss said she was surprised to see me this morning. i told her there's a time in a girls life she has to give up day drinking in order to make money for next weekend's alcohol. she looked so proud, i think i might get a raise.
He told me that he wishes our relationship was more like prison: less touching, more butt sex.
The vibrator you gave me is probably the one thing I will never give up if we got robbed at gunpoint
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
Sorry about all of the penis things that happened last night.
Wait, just ask him if can you can join in. You haven't lived until you've taken part in a threesome with your father...or so I've heard
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
I'm talking to this guy I met online about French toast. I am the oddest fucking combination of hungry and horny. Wtf brain.
dollar rum and cokes, see you on the dark side of infinity
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
The usual, icing my vag with a chimichanga.
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