so i realized that everyone figured out i was a slut before i did. then i realized that no one felt like telling me. sometimes i think you just keep me around for entertainment.
you're right.
I was so hungover I threw up on her when she answered the door. i don't think it was a good first impression
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We played shuffleboard at the bar last night...another sign we are getting tooooo old.
I fell asleep at the bar. And the bouncer threw a snowball at my face.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
I'm confused are we getting high or did someone actually die?
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
I just did a bump with my mom so I’d sober up for Black Friday shopping
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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