$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Hey remember that thing i said about never apologizing for being a hot mess? Well that was before you found me drunk in the hallway with no pants.
fuck your need to drink for whitney a thousand times last night.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
Most adult booty call ever. Ha. We got down to business and still got to watch the colbert report.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
So apparently I fell asleep sitting on the toilet last night while my drunk girlfriend sang to me.
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