Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
I realized I'm gonna have to fit cheating on my gf, sleeping with my gf and having dinner with her parents all into one Sunday evening
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
I woke up this morning to a lot of blurry photos of a swan i must have chased down the riverbank and a handbag full of loose haribo.
hope your day is as exciting as mine- one of our trauma patients just stole an ambulance out of our bay... WITH AN EMT STILL IN IT.
Some guy is in my phone as Pat McAwesome.
i saw way too much penis for that to have been a funeral
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
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