Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
it's like, God thought about making her pretty then changed his mind at the last second
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
After he called me a "spirited little girl" I realized that I need to stop sleeping with guys more than ten years older than me.
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I'm pretty sure my liver died in Reno and my intestines are doing hula hoops around my asshole. The bachelor party was that good.
I think I've just evolved into some kind of vodka fueled monster
I sold him an eighth while trippin balls wearin my girlfriends tutu and tube top. and i was talking about albinos the entire time
well, he defiantly picked the right guy to buy drugs from
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
I'm starting to think that Cosmic Steve ripped me off
If you can give me an orgasm, you'll get a trophy.
I have 3 vacation days left and I'm guarding them like a gay dragon on a pile of gold dildos molded after celebrities.
Smaug the FABULOUS
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
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