Michelle and I recorded her bunny humping it's little rubber black ball.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
there's a wings menu taped to my wall. don't tell me i don't have my priorities straight.
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Uuh, dude you came running out of the bar screaming you didn't want to hear that song, ran face first into a truck, spun around 3 times and hit the sidewalk. I tried to catch you.
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
Do you remember me making bird noises at the bartender with some guy at the bar last night?
Holy shit, I just successfully took and sent a boob pic AT MY DESK I have conquered an entire new level of skill.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Moral of the story: I had sex to Back to the Future last night.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
Sexy intern needs to have caveman sex with me
I forgot what I was gonna say, but I'm pretty excited to not be pregnant.
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