Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
Last night was so much fun. i kept trying to lick everyone
then I woke up and felt a boner that wasn't even mine. never taking 3am vodka again
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
I got kicked out of a mexican restaurant last night for being too drunk. This is getting dangerously close to rock bottom
Then he told me he was proud of me for remembering that i blew him that night.. Maybe my drinking is getting out of hand.
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
The worst part was when I went to go spit it out and rinse my mouth, his grandpa was in the bathroom, so I had to fucking wait. It was awful. I finally ran to the kitchen and prayed his parents didn't come out of their room.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
the fact that I can still put my shoes on is a testament to the fact that I can outdrink these bros
Theres a free llama on craigslist. Are you in or are you in?
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