I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
i waited two years for her to sleep with me. it just didnt seem worth it.
she lost her virginity three hours after you dumped her.
are you serious?
we should start having sex in the shower. less clean up.
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't think I'm emotionally ready for this blow job.
And I'm supposed to be surprised that you got another concussion?
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Is this one of those "if you didnt give such good head we couldn't be friends" moments?
I almost had to fight a bird, and you know how scared I am of birds. It found that Percocet that I lost in the grass last week, I threw out my back when I launched myself at that little fucker.
He put those pics of him with those girls on facebook and tagged his wife in them
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Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
she just punched him in the balls in front of everyone and yelled "YOU SEE WHAT YOU MADE ME DO"
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