i just wish he would text me so i could ignore his text and show him how little i care anymore
She made me repeat after her: "I take responsibility for what I put in my own mouth."
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
So I'm going to regale you with a tale of someone who went out, was fed way to many shots, got super wasted and now has a date with one of the security guards from the building but has no idea what his name is. That someone is me
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
Randomize
