Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
Apparently there was a point in the night that they literally thought he was dead, ass naked on the floor. That bad.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
she was sitting with her tits completely out.. on the kitchen floor..eating pickles by the handful... rapping mac dre... and then lit up a cig and continued...that drunk
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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