Wait. When you mean sick you mean a cold sick right ? not something else.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Straight guys just can't stay away. My penis must have pheromones or something.
What would you do if your asshole suddenly made the sound of a sheep duck baa/quacking the words kill me
You are so incredibly one of a kind, it's astounding
My breasts were aching with rage.
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
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