Laying in bed naked with the guy I just fucked, talking to his WIFE who's sitting across from us like we're having a fucking tea party. This is interesting.
It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
Just set a new record on Need For Speed at the arcade. Had to enter Tiger Woods as the name.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
Mystery solved. Def had ice creme last night. There is a melted half eaten ice creme bar next to the bed. Which had melted onto my pillow. That explains why it was in my hair too. Im a fucking sherlock holmes over here.
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
You grabbed your house keys, threw them at the door and asked, "did it open?"
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
Is this because I accidentally peed on you?
We're going through the drive-through at mcdonalds while pulling sam behind us in the wheelchair and having them hand him the food. Let me know how this went in the morning
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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