Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
If you can't do the LSAT hung over. You can't do the LSAT. That's the real practice.
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
and being hungover still at 4 in the afternoon is NOT "having allergies"
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
Tell him I'm the girl who was excited he spoke English. Then ask him where he picked me up from.
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
I just used my sisters cheerleading plaque and a children's book to crush up painkillers to snort. Happy Friday
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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