i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I think you're the first person to ever call Louisville, KY a "romantic getaway".
my dad brought home flowers.. so i started talking to them
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Now that I'm hitting my bong, I realized I haven't missed something so much in a long time. I love Thomas the Dank Engine.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
She ran over a curb, took out a yard-sale sign and hit a fence before admitting to me that she may be losing her vision "a bit". Never letting grandma drive again.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
How bad was it?
Stopped drinking Sunday, hungover on Tuesday bad.
His name was toto. That should have been my red flag
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
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