She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
Just because you put plan b in my Easter basket doesn't give you an excuse not to wear a condom.
I wish pancakes were everywhere. Just pancakes. I want lilies at my wedding. No dress. Just priest. Just lilies.
Im drunk on a hayride surrounded by toddlers. they are judging me.
I think you are the only one slutty enough and evil enough for the job. Just go in and blue ball him. He broke my nose in Middle school. He deserves this.
High me just had to pick the lock on my sisters room because I locked my vodka in there. I love vacation.
Note to self: Never spend $8 on a liter of rum again
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
Idk what y'all are doing but I just want you to know I'm home and if I hear him say "slap it" one more time I'm moving out
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
Why do so many fanfic writers want to see hockey players get pregnant?
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