Have you finally orgasmed yet?
Did I get blown in the bathroom? Yes. Did she throw up cranberry juice on my shorts? Yes. Did she finish the job? Yes.
So this text is costing me two dollars because I'm out of the country, but I just wanted to let you know it went well with the stripper last night
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The state of Wisconsin is just irresponsible for letting me buy this many fireworks
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
Should you consider yourself out of control when everyone at the party is cheering you on while you're puking, and on the last heave you act like you're rolling dice right before the finale???
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
He fingered me and now wants me to go get plan b because of it. WE'RE IN COLLEGE.
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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