Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
you left with a lisa lampanelli lookalike... i hope she was atleast funny
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
me neither. i remember bell pepper tequila but not why or yelling
Hahaha, I forgot about doing shots out of the bell pepper
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
I don't know when he had the time to do it but he dug a hole in our basement like the shawshank redemption
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