I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Well let's just say that she ended up trying to get it in with the wheelchair guy, who btw, can get an erection and quickly I might add
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
There are several different types of life sentences in my purse right now.
My neck kind of hurts. I think from sleeping on the concrete.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
I made out with a mom and her daughter and got a black eye, so yeah, my birthday went well
Also if i get drunk and start crying about the elephants you all have my permission to abandon me.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
Can you leave her a note saying "did you enjoy watching me fuck your roommate?"
I will.
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