im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
i'm high and 74% sure there's a monster in my closet
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
I will give you all my nachos to make this happen
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
And some neighbor just saw me naked and hunched over a bag of potato chips stuffing my face. Maybe clothes aren't a bad idea.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
Randomize