But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Just found out you can rent the rollerena for 100 bucks and you can bring your own beer... when are you free this week?
I just witnessed two drunk midgets fighting over a graham cracker. I can die happy now.
He was so bad, he was dry humping me and his dick was nowhere close to my vagina.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
He's a waiter, looks 15, and told me he loved me after only talking to me for 30 minutes. I told him I wanted a margarita. We got 3 free pitchers. I may have to make this our regular Wednesday night hangout.
A man pulled out his penis last night and when I said I wouldn't touch it, he said, "that's fine it just needs to breathe".
i sent my dealer a picture of the money i would pay him. i also told him i would pay him in cheez-its if he would prefer that.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
There is a video on my phone of me suckling a bag of wine from your crotch area while you say "The Body of Christ" in a Michigan accent. I vaguely remember being offended by this yet I did it anyway.
I just wanted a bootycall and now somehow I'm at his parents playing dominoes. But they have tequila so it's cool
I forgot to tell you that he serenaded me with "Fuck Her Gently" by Tenacious D. And I didn't hate it.
also, i'm not sure if i'm proud to say this but our regional manager's hot fiance was grinding on me at the reception while he stood and watched.
i suppose that explains why he told me he plans on promoting you this Friday.
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