it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Without me, you would never be able to say you partied with a midget!
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
You know you gave a quality blow job when you have to ice your neck and jaw the next day.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
No. It's going to be "I'm mad that it took you so long to get over here" angry sex.
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