i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
Turned out not to be so bad. He had a big dick and i owed him for all the free beer over the year.
Wow that was a lesbian tornado.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I SMOKED SO MUCH I SKIPPED A DAY.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
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