Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
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Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
I feel fat after drinking my meal replacement shake.
I added chocolate sauce, a bsg of m&ms and a crushed up brownie to make it taste better.
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
Apple trackpads and semen don't mix. On the way to the Apple Store.
We got back together. The pastures weren't greener on the other side, the dicks were just smaller
GOOD NIGHT DREAM OF ALCOHOL SNO CONES
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I'd return your shirt, but it got all wet from lying on the bathroom floor while I was in the shower with Justin's roommate...
Keep it.
IT IS CHRISTMAS EVE AND I AM SUPPOSED TO BE HAVING SEX WITH AN ATTRACTIVE BLACK MAN IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS AND I JUST GOT MY PERIOD. WHEN PEOPLE ASK ME WHY I DON'T BELIEVE IN GOD I WILL TELL THEM OF THIS DAY.
Yeah, I've been trying to get him to eat healthier. Turns out he'll eat almost any fruit or vegetable as long I let him eat it off my body.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
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