I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
We drove past his house blaring "Like a virgin" in the middle of the day. pretty sure he heard.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Like I want to yell at him for pissing on my floor but there's still a chance its my pee....
Just spent 10 minutes washing away my own puke. This gas station lady loves me.
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
He sent me a snap with the dog tongue filter. I might have to bench him.
Sometimes I get confused on who I really actually know and who's lives I just know everything about via internet. Its a fine line
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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