well we can cross tagging a chick in a movie theatre off the list of things to do before we die
That can be our thanksgiving, vodka and cornbread. Just like the pilgrims.
she just announced that once she was paid to deep throat a light saber with a mint flavored condom on it. i'm speechless.
At a pool hall. Dudes walkin around with fuzzy handcuffs cuffed to his belt. The douche bag level grows higher still
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
You didn't throw up on me, you threw up on yourself and then tried to give me a hug
You kept telling everyone that you were as sober as a camel. I have yet to figure out what that means
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
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