I had so many friends before that round of Never Have I Ever.
She stuck a Big Gulp bend-y straw up his ass to see if he could handle anal.
Ew, and?!
Well he couldn't and the deal was he had to drink something using it afterwards.
I'm gonna die fat and alone and all they will find is pizza crusts
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
All I remember is him trying to go down on me, but I guess I was too busy making out with his brother
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
If I die it's either cuz I undercooked my burger or because I used questionable cheese. I have no pants on, so if there's a wellness check, you go in first.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
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