is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
I bet there is no greater pleasure in life than pistol whipping people.
Anal.
Just threw the poptarts. Sgits boutta go Down. 1 liter of wine
I've only been home four days and my parents' cleaning lady already wrote down the number to AA and told me she's praying for me.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
I just soaked a sugar cookie in nail polish remover to clean off my nails because I was too lazy to walk to the bathroom to get a cotton ball. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
Because making bad decisions is what makes our house great and I don't plan on changing that anytime soon.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
Why can't he see that I don't want a slow getting to know you period? I just want to bone. NOW.
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