You work out of a Hotel?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
i'm reaslly not drunk enough to wtch the fat lesbian on my floor brng another fat lesbian dressed up as a bloody nurse into her room at 2am
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
I was taking a bath and he burst in, sat down and started taking a shit. RIGHT BESIDE ME. My lack of privacy astounds me.
We're on a cock hunt. Everything is fair game.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Can I just skip the lesson I have planned for tomorrow and just teach my students about Prohibition using my impending hangover?
This is why american education is failing
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
Just waxed 95% of the hair off my vag. If he doesn't enjoy this tonight, you will, whether you like it or not.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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