NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
I'm eating cheerios out of the palm of my hand while I pee with the door open. Is this adulthood?
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
I made $80 at the club last night by telling him he was like a wild pony and I just wanted to tame him
You called me a pussy and continued to eat an entire jar of peanut butter with only your hand.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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