I'm pounding a vodka drink as we speak to make her interesting
Is it sad I memorized the exact change required for a #7 at Wendy's?
My stomach is making the worst sounds, probably because there is nothing but semen in it.
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
He thought I was flirting with him but really I just needed someone to hold me up.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
OMG LOOK AT THAT PIECE OF MAN
I haven’t trained for this.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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