The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
Get caught with marijuana. Cop takes piece. Buy new bong. Circle of fun.
That's all? I'm a pro at gay chicken. I'll touch his dick, I have no problem with that.
I've decided to dedicate my life to finding out which flavor of Gatorade tastes best after you brush your teeth
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
Much like Dre, I was forgotten about.
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
My hairdresser won’t do keratin treatments because of the toxins, but will put ecstasy up her butt at festivals...
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