No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I knew the night had taken a turn when we showed up and our flabongo was being chilled in the freezer.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
yo btw licking skeptical coke off table right now
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
well his attempt to make a white russian with instant coffee, gone off milk, and that weird probably illegal vodka we bought the other day isnt going well
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
Randomize
