ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
He hasn't touched a vagina in two and a half years. THIS IS WAY TOO MUCH PRESSURE TO BE UNDER
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
i snuck out to taco bell in my hospital gown earlier
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
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