This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
I just jerked it so loud the neighbor banged on their floor. maybe my wife got the point
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
its preseason football. its like non alcoholic beer. who gives a fuck
be warned: you might find a baby hampster in my bra
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
are you the reason the first floor girls' bathroom smells like weed?
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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