Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
by 11 am we'd already been drunk twice. how much lower can you go?
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
My underwear are in the stairs so apparently I did take the dog out.
i've created a new STD.
multitasking: i'm now sitting up and smoking my joint.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
QUICK FAX ME THE BALL
Not how faxing works at all btw
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