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When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
Yeah, I have to wait a few months then take a sample in, I asked the doctor if the sample could be wiped off my wife's back...i told her he said face only.
jusi got death stares at taco bell because I asked if Denise was working.
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
She's like the Oprah of therapy. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. AND YOU GET A STRAITJACKET. WITH A PADDED ROOOOM
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
Remember when I puked into a mesh garbage can in the middle of a meeting and told the clients it was "morning sickness"?
hahah yep
Well the are flying back here, it's been like 10 months, should I frame fake baby pics in my office?? Or too much?
Yes, ur purse got stole with our condo keys in it but my slut ass saved us and we had a place to stay, AND I got to choke a motherfucker while riding him. Thats taking one for the team.
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
She told me the next morning I stared at her tits for like 15 minutes with binoculars from only a few seats away.
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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