Happy Easter!!!
I'm an idiot
after we finished we were both getting water at the kitchen sink...butt naked
so?
then my sister's foreign roommate walked out...in footy pajamas
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
He said I came instead of I'm coming. I wonder if he noticed my state of confusion when I stopped blowing him.
Wasn't he an English major?
Just woke up in a hotel next to a 38 year old mom who's married... I think Spring Break has started
I STRONGLY considered not bringing that guy home with me last night simply because I'd JUST changed my sheets that morning.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
Oh I forgot to tell you that while you were in the bathroom last night I made friends with a gay man named Rodger from Venezuela and he kissed me cheek and told me I "knew how to shake my thing". From now on we go to the bathroom as a team.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
Do you know how hard it is to be while you're high with a chuck Norris poster in the bathroom?
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
He was nothing but deer-caught-in-headlight eyes and dick, it was adorable
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