remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
I'm sorry. Both for you two breaking up and because I just ate some of your cheez it's.
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
All I want to do on Facebook today is comment on people I knew in high schools profile pictures and tell them how much uglier they are now.
well, at the moment I'm sleeping in someone's closet in a buzzlightyear snuggie, so I can't judge,
It's hard to hold down the snapchat button for video while thrusting. Sorry if the cinematography wasn't Oscar-worthy.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
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