THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
His pick-up line from last night: "I bet you cant climb these stairs right now." Needless to say.. it worked.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
fell asleep with the bong in the pool, weirdest tan line ever
I vagually remember taking your birthcontrol and washing it down with ash water
No need to get angry I'm just tryin to get my door back
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I standby a snuggie being perfectly acceptable attire for drunkenly walking your dog at 5am. Our new neighbors did not seem to agree.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
WTF YOU SHOULDNT BREAK A SWEAT TAKING A SHIT. MY BODY HATES ME.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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