Dual....:-)
his facebook status quotes britney spears so there is always that
Why does everyone think all I do is drink? I go to class on wednesdays
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
He taught me how to drive a stick by using his dick. He even made the whurrrr noise so I knew when to change gears.
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
whoever set the energy saving light timer in the lobby bathroom cleraly has no concept how long a work dump takes
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I hit on her. So did Sarah. Neither of us got anywhere. I swear she's asexual. Like Switzerland.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
Nothing bad can happen when you have a kiwi flavored condom. Absolutely nothing.
The airport has the best people watching and munches... It should be a destination drinking location
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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