End of the semester and I banged 14 freshman. I'm like my own welcome to college orientation guide.
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
on the subway to an interview & there's a dude doing whippits out of a cheese wil can
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
However today I got my lube that might I add was dripping out of the box. I'd like to think my mailman was mixing business with pleasure.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I just blew my weed a kiss
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
The cat just walked up and made eye contact with me while I had sex. I'm going to have to burn the house down with him in it.
I told him the only reason I'd sleep with him is if we have a threesome because I'll need moral support
He got me off while watching hockey. He's a keeper.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
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