Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
Give us adventure or give us cock. Or cocktails.
I'm sure me singing - rather loudly - "fuck me in the back seat" last night didn't help either.
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
your life is not complete until you watch a gaggle of murderous clowns dance to gangnam style.
also, what is the correct term for a shit ton of clowns?
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
She bit my shoulder during foreplay last night, and it's already infected. I think she has rabies.
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Just looked at my bank statement. 9 out of 10 transactions on the first page were from 9 different bars. The 10th was for birth control pills at the pharmacy. I need to rethink my lifestyle.
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