whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
She's in the middle of blacking out but is singing Mariah carey songs. Hitting every note.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
BTW, it's bullshit to say that not doing a shot is unpatriotic. You know how I fall for that.
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
I NEED YOU HERE TO KNOCK THE MALT BEVERAGES OUT OF MY MOUTH
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
I’m turning 34 on Friday and I feel like the only thing I’ve accomplished in life so far is getting into pissing matches with clients
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