She went from zero to smokin in five shots
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
we should become lesbians. not together. just in general.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
dude thats like the second time shes peed on the couch at a party. we cant invite her anymore
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
Damn victory sex feels great
IF YOU DIE ON LSD YOU DIE FOR REAL
I'm bleeding and have questions
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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