How come the only thing we can do right in our lives is drugs?
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
MRIs the morning after St. Patty's Day was a poor choice.
I just found out my boyfriend is cheating on me, please tell me Carl is a unisex name.
Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I'm laying in bed with a case of beer,.. That's how this break up is going..
We definitely need to avoid these "I'm gonna get stabbed if I stay here any longer" partys
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
Ran out of eye drops right after putting them in one eye. Half baked at work.
Well I just took a pregnancy test... So how's your thanksgiving?
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