I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
Hey, this is Travis. I just so intelligently deduced that I am in a college dorm somewhere in western oregon. Probably WOU, based on the process of elimination.
Mainly I just wanna pet bunnies. And purple chicks. Well any color chicks if I close my eyes. But purple if I open them.
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
I've counted 3,503 loops of fabric on my carpet so far. FUCK YOU ACID!!!
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
The power of my boobs compel you
Excuse you? I'm an asshole at least 90% of the time. Get it right.
Tanner. All u drink. 10 bckaa. Locked in Porto potty outside. Constructed area. Main strrrreeeett. Fuck. Help. Pleese
There is way too much butt cleavage here for a formal event.
And now Google thinks I have a hard hat fetish...maybe I do...
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