Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
ok now this is the second time he's reffered to recieving a blow job as 'getting his pee pee sucked'
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
I dont think punching her boob is the type of reverse psychology that will get her to blow you.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
don't get you morals all over my torrid fantasties
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
When she introduced her friend to me I shook his hand and told him not to leave his ugly vest at my apartment in the morning. He took it off and bought me a shot.
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
Who the hell tries to steal eggnog.
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