It's a law of Nature, girls naturally hate eachother. It's only when there's no competition for a mate that they can hate each other a little less and then are appropriated into the "BFF" slot.
No, we're smoking outside. We're hot boxing the world.
so... thinking about masturbating finally
taking the losers way out I see
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
you made me watch la bamba, and then you yelled at me for disrespecting your mexican heritage.
um, yes. it's my birthday, of course there will be acid.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
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