Haha so you are never gonna want to meet my mom now...she just found your thong in her front seat
I'm bringing poparts in case anyone gets hungry. The trek to frat row is strenuous.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
All i remember as you were making ramen is that you kept slurring "i like you as a color"...
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
No, I'm in the bathroom trying to scrub off the 16 tally marks on my wrist so its not so obviously to the world that I puked on a couch last night.
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
This is a rough morning for me
No, rough is puking in your froyo cup next to a five year old and her grandma.
Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
I'm graduating college in 4 days. I already miss the bad decisions
Adulthood is putting your bongs in the dishwasher because you're too lazy to clean them manually.
Are you ok dude?
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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