So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
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