FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Hookers taste better with whip cream
Maybe we ought to get some pennicillin too
Fair enough
we usually just have an Easter beer hunt and never end up at church anyways
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
I don't care what he thinks. My vagina has an open door policy.
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
Pants are for mortals
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
My liver is going to reject life during Greek Week
How many liver transplants can a person have? Bc you may need a couple
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