Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
I wish my mouth had a period so that could be my excuse on those days I don't feel like giving head
You can't be mad at me for wanting to drink though, it is the reason we're engaged
She sucked my dick and I swear I almost had to send a search party into her mouth to find it. IT WAS THAT AMAZING.
Nothing says "I mean business" like using a cart at the liquor store.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
just shotgunning some tallboys in the cooler, you?
HOW DO YOU GET RAISES EVERY TWO WEEKS?!
I just watched your sister pour half a bottle of cotton candy flavored snow cone syrup into a bottle of marshmallow flavored vodka, take a swig, frown, and pour a cherry coke in.
Just wait until she offers you a "powerita"
She tried deep frying a banana by placing one, unpeeled, into a toaster.
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Dude, the T Swift concert might not be so bad after all. Can you say milfs living vicariously through their teenage daughters? Score.
I have to have boobs, you have the charm and wholesomeness that gets boyfriends... And i have boobs
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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